company coffee 

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.

"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"

company coffee by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015

homeless coffee 

When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.

I could really go for some more of Bob's homeless coffee on this fine Christmas morning.

homeless coffee by Rod Pretzel December 20, 2016

bank coffee 

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.

“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”

bank coffee by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018

bulletproof coffee

Black coffee with a fat slab of butter

“I feel invincible bro” “I just drank a big cup of bulletproof coffee”

bulletproof coffee by Grittyjustin92 November 24, 2018

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

Butt Coffee by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Dirty Coffee Shop 

The act of anal sex after the receiver has received but not released a coffee enema.

I hung out with Joleen last night. We enjoyed the Dirty Coffee Shop. It tickled a bit.

Dirty Coffee Shop by AdmK July 17, 2019

Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.

I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.

Texas Coffee Break by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020