loose cannon

An open fly with your junk hanging out unpurposely.

Mike - Dude, check out the loose cannon!
Stu - Aww man, not again...

by Ben Crocker April 20, 2005

Croatian cannonball

When a woman farts during anal sex simutaniously with the man's ejaculation

"hey, that was one big load. Thanks for the croatian cannonball"

by Billy Hitler July 26, 2007

canonite

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.

I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!

by zoey April 25, 2004

Dariy Cannons

Another name for girls boobs

Drew, dude she's got huge Dairy Cannons!

by Shiggita Swa June 27, 2005

Canon

Canon is the most amazing guy. He’s very funny, but can also be hurt on the inside too. he acts like it’s okay, but it may not be. Canon is a guy worth caring and giving your life for. he’s the sweetest person every, and is incredibly good-looking.

girl 1: “Ugh, Canon is so adorable...”
girl 2: “please stop. Canon is mine and he’s amazing, i thought i should let you know that before anything happens.”
girl 1: “good luck!”

by meme meme emerged September 28, 2017

cannonball

When you hold your foreskin tightly with your dominant hand, and proceed to urinate within the sealed foreskin vicinity. Wait until maximum pressure is reached, and release upon shower-mates.

Man, Nate got hit with the WORST cannonball yesterday in the locker room!

by NateDun January 23, 2009

Sex Cannon

When you are having sex with a drunk girl from behind. While you are ramming it to her, she pukes and projectile vomits like shooting a cannon.

I was hammering Jana from behind last night and turned her into a Sex Cannon.

by Tigercannon August 3, 2009