blocked

What happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over IM.

Person 1: "I love you..."
Person 2: "I *heart* you too."
Person 3: "Ok you guys are so blocked..."

by Angry Salamander December 28, 2005

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004

J Block

the name of a small gang responsible for terroizing the city with there good looks and obnoxious charm. also for defacing streets and signs.

"that hoe just kissed my boyfied"
its okay shes from j block
"but.."
if you say anything she'll kick your @ss!!
"ohh. my bad"
damn straight

by J-breezyy October 7, 2008

COD Block

The act of preventing people, usually male, from playing Call of Duty, otherwise known as C.O.D. Females are the most typical COD Blockers.

"Jessica, why can't you just leave? You're being such a COD Block."

"I really wanted to play some COD with you last night, man, but she was being such a COD Block."

by CODLuvr November 29, 2009

Puberty blockers

Symptoms may include: Brain development stopping, depression, a sense of dread at all times, suicidal thoughts, lack of understanding yourself, suicide attempts and ect.

Person: Puberty blockers are child abuse

by Yourguyfromthebsr April 15, 2022

married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.

Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.

by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007

cock block

Chris Hansen from Dateline.

If your a pedophile he is the definition of a cock block.

by jayleeb October 6, 2008