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Hershey Bear

While a man receives a lazy, (oral sex while still wearing underwear) he sharts in his underwear. After the receiver of this blow job ejaculates, he procceds to take off his soiled underwear and then stuffs it in the giver of the blow job's mouth. The blow job giver starts to make bear noises as they try to spit out the shit stained undies.
I got this insane lazy last night but it was right after I ate a bunch of beans and apple sauce. I sharted a little which put me in the perfect position to pull off a Hershey Bear. You should've heard the bitch when I stuffed my shitty underwear in her mouth. She was all like, "rawrrrr rwaaaaarrrr!"
by Joseph Q Poon July 17, 2012
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Buddy Bears

1. a series of art sculptures shaped like bears that are wearing various outfits. These statues are also colored in many different ways. They are exhibited in cities thruout Europe and beyond. Their function is for promoting peace and tolerance and diversity to children everywhere.

2. a trio of cartoon bears (Billy, Bobby, and Bertie) who frequently appear on the Saturday morning cartoon show "Garfield and Friends". They are the irritating bane of Garfield because he is an independent-minded fat cat who likes to eat lasagna, nap in his box, and watch TV all day. The Buddy Bears spout and espouse conformity in their song and dance routine with nauseating propagandic soul -crushing platitudes like "never have an opinion of your own".

3. any group of people who do and think everything together because SOMEBODY SAID SO. They NEVER question anything. It's "rally-around-whatever" for them. Sound like anything from the early 21st century?
1. The Buddy Bear statues are a great delight for children to see in metropolitan parks everywhere.

2. Oh, we are the Buddy Bears, we always get along ...

if you ever disagree, it means that you are wrong. Oh, we are the Buddy Bears, we always get along!

3. At the beginning of one episode after the opening song Garfield said that the Buddy Bears come on after the commercial break so you can practice your channel-flipping skills.

4. for the past number of years the American public has blindly accepted whatever crap has been dished out by self-appointed "experts".People forget that America became so great as it is by the thoughts and actions of those who don't "go with the flow" or "get with the program". The Buddy Bears and their lemming conformist type are the opposite of what American democracy is all about.

5. Bertie: It's noon. Where would we like to eat? I say we go to the salad bar.

Bobbie: Bertie has just suggested it and we are the Buddy Bears and we never disagree so I say we head to the salad bar.

Billy: Well Bertie and Bobby agree to go to the salad bar for lunch and we are the Buddy Bears and if I were to disagree then that would mean I would be wrong, so I say I we go to the salad bar.

All three bears: ALRIGHT! It's a deal! (they sing their little song again...)

6. Don't join the Buddy Bears crowd. Be yourself.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 8, 2009
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Armoured bear

Describing either a bear from the movie The Golden Compass.. or a photograph taken with ones eyes pained to look like Alice Cooper.
Can also be used to sign anonymous documents/saying/comments.
Hello,
How are you today?

from
Armoured Bear.
by Armoured Bear February 26, 2008
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air bear

A nickname for someone named Erin, who looks and acts like a giant teddy bear
Hey Air Bear, you looking remarkably fluffy today.
by Erin Nichols June 24, 2008
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Bear claw

A bear claw, is a BDSM toy/ tool, it is basically, a rabbit fur glove, with individual fingers, and on the end of the fingers, are 1-2 inch stainless steel claws... It is meant for sensation play, cutting or blood play, Furries, pet play, and more...
Once he put on the bear claw/s the outfit was complete, the roleplay would be perfect, and both painful, but sexy.
by TwiztidKitten420 March 1, 2015
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Building a bear

Verb; the subtle way of describing a sexual action carried out by lesbian lovers.
After building a bear with my lover, Andrea, we fell fast asleep in each others lesbian arms.
by Fancyhuh October 20, 2011
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Bear Bait

Accidentally attracting gay men as a result of looking like a bear, but not actually being a bear.
Gay Man: Hi! Are you a bear?

Bear Bait: Sorry, but no. I am very flattered though.
by SattMynowicz November 5, 2011
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