bakersexual

A delusional Browns fan that is completely cucked by Baker Mayfield. No amount of him over throwing WRs or his wife attacking on social media can break the love these folks have of Baker.

The Bakersexuals are barking loud for the Browns to resign Baker.

by LBHinAvon February 4, 2022

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bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

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Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.

Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!

by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009

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bagerta

A skanky, nasty, BIG, ugly, girl who get freaky with 3-5 guys at the same time. She ruins relationships that were already in trouble.

A bagerta is also a girl who is way on the skanky that get a lot of sex and you don't know why because she is FUGLY!

Dang, man, look at that bagerta over there!
-I know man, I still bang her though.

by Haley, Vanessa, Brad May 26, 2004

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