Fucker weather

Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.

This fucker weather needs to STOP.

I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.

The fucker weather ruined my plans.

by LingDanc803 October 27, 2023

bad weather bimbo

someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.

Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!

by AquaNovus January 16, 2024

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

Joseph Wetter

This definition will be divided into two half’s. This guy has the ability to become the greatest person in the world and succeed in everything they could ever imagine and is just a great person overall. But, on the other hand, they are a horrible person, treat others unkindly without thinking first, and are always horny. This person is a slob and lazy too. They love music, so much that they will probably play a musical instrument or sing at some point in their life. Basically, you combine the perfect person and then you throw in the bad attributes to get Joseph Wetter.

Gosh, I hate this Joseph Wetter guy! But, then again, this could just be how he acts on the outside.

by Egg Man 713 March 22, 2024

Social Weather

The specific object of study in sociometeorology. It refers to the prevailing "atmospheric" conditions of a social group at a given time. Are conditions "fair and clear" (general contentment and cooperation)? Is there "heavy social fog" (confusion and misinformation)? Is a "storm front" moving in (rising political tensions or conflict)? Social weather is the collective mood, the unspoken vibe, the general temperature of a community, treated as a natural phenomenon rather than the sum of individual choices.

Example: "I was going to ask for a raise, but the social weather in the office was thick with tension, so I decided to wait for a sunnier forecast."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Political Weather

The short-term, day-to-day fluctuations and events in the political sphere. It's the news cycle, the gaffes, the polls, the scandals, and the passing sensations that dominate headlines but may not indicate a long-term shift. Political weather is what politicians and pundits obsess over, treating each blip as if it were a permanent change, while missing the slower, more powerful forces underneath. It's the wind, not the changing of the seasons.

Example: "Don't get too excited about that one good poll; that's just political weather. Check back in six months to see if the political climate has actually changed."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Blow Wetter

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

by the creeper May 14, 2025