ubersket

a bint or whore that takes bucket gash to a new level.

john: dude i fucked an ubersket the other night, i didnt even touch the sides!

by adam_dtc January 9, 2008

ubernoid

1)a combination of the two words uber and paranoid
2)a person who is especially paranoid

Girl 1- i was so paranoid last night i thought gnomes came in and stole my toilet paper. so i hid underneath a blanket on my couch with a candle and a bag of cheetohs, in the fetal posistion.

Girl 2- Wow, ubernoid much?

by Lady-Shell March 25, 2009

uberphat

something cooler than the coolest cool, above anyway you can say something is cool.

the new Halo 3 map pack is so uberphat

by Kyle8970 December 23, 2008

uberzoid

A code name used to describe a drug dealer.

text me uberzoid@.... I think I have some flapjacks

by waiting for the man October 15, 2009

Uberdonkey

when you try to insult someone for being too cool. It also really pisses people the fuck off.

Joe Griffin is an uberdonkey,
Joe Griffin is an Uber redonculous donkey

by JoeGisGay November 18, 2010

Ubervore

A person who only eats what they consider to be le best of le best. It has to be organic, free-range, Fair Trade arcane and hard to find. It has to be trendy: "trendy" meaning "mentioned on at least 6 celebrity blogs." Spending the average person's month's salary on food for one meal for two people shores up the ubervore's self esteem. If they drink coffee, it's only grown on some obscure little farm and hand-picked by trained monkeys.

"Are you going to invite Kara to your dinner party?"
"I guess I could...we're having"chevre" crepes and hand-picked organic hazelnuts with organic honey wrapped in Fair Trade rice paper, drizzled with a reduction of balsamic vinegar made in a tiny monastery in the mountains of Montenegro. Followed by duck breasts en papillote and hydroponic veggies, served with a nice little wine I found in a secret winery only 10 people know about."

"Girl, you're such an ubervore!"

by orinoco womble May 6, 2013

Ubersalmon

A more extreme salmon, whereby you lift someone off their feet when flailing your arms between their legs near the genitals from behind them.

While he was playing pool I went up behind him and gave him an ubersalmon.

by Handsyy November 3, 2013