Sandy Tucker

When a female gets sand in her vagina.

"I went to the beach today and i got a sandy tucker"

by hello tiffy March 26, 2010

Manitoba Tuck

When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.

It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.

The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.

by gee_ March 7, 2018

The Ken-Tucky

Def 1.The act of tucking a penis between ones legs, giving way to the appearance of a vagina. Often done as a last minute attempt to make a friend laugh or performed in the mirror by confused sociopaths to the tune of 80s pop music.

Def 2.Playing out a sick fantasy in the attempt at replicating Ken Dolls shiny dickless mound by way of a good pube wax and solid tuck job for ones own self gratification...? most likely stemming from an extremely lonely childhood.

Ex.
Shane-Eh bro quick question, tucked in or out?
Jonas- Aww come on dude, gross!
Shane- (Extreme Laughter) The "Ken-Tucky" makey Jo feel yucky!!
Jonas-Feel better now perv?! (looking away) God Damn your sick!
Shane- (lip pop) It's ok to be turned on, just tell me I look good!
Jonas- (glancing back) Bro! untuck your shit!
Shane- Untuck what and call me sistaa.
Jonas- I'm outta here before I end up on Dateline.
Shane- Haha silly willy(hands on hips looking into a mirror) I kinda like it.
Jonas- WTF!?! (door slam)
Shane- Forget him its just me and you tonight SLUT!

Sen.
Jeffery is totally freakin me out man, the chap stick every five minutes, burning me glam rock CDs and don't forget the Ken-Tucky routine, it was only kinda funny the first time!

Would you fuck me? Cause I'd fuck me!

Last Halloween my girlfriend and I were Barbie and Ken and so long story short I gave the pubes a good thrice over with some quality wax, packed away the goods, (chuckles) and u should have seen her face when she tried going down on me that night only to find a reflection off a beautifly played "Ken-Tucky."

by GWizz September 6, 2012

Tuckson

a person who lives in the inner city but looks, smells and performs the actions of a hillbilly

a person who lives in town, in a trailer, has a fenced area protecting nothing but cans, and still eats hot pockets is a tuckson

by casey s November 6, 2007

tuckered

When one of your "boys" steals a girl that you were hooking up with that night and acts like a complete douchebag.

Me: Hey man, how was your night?
You: Well it was good until this big o'l fuck came up to me while i was hooking up with a chick and just started talking shit about me so she would go to him.
Me: Awww dude, you just got tuckered!!!

by Mr. Willie October 30, 2013

gangasta' trucka'

Hardcore Gangerster FooZ. He beats those mofo's DOWN.

Those gangasta' trucka's beat old lady Jenkins.

by Charles September 3, 2004

tucker

the one guy who spends time on a dictionary site giving fake ass definitions of peoples names to make people feel better about themselves. nobody likes tucker. fuck you tucker.

Some guy: "oh shit tucker made a definition for your name!"
jake: "fuck that guy for some reason"

by FukLifeKillUrself October 1, 2016