Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Juicy Tree

Where the shaft of the penis is tied by rubberband and paper clipped to a white shirt. So that the shaft is separated from the sack, making the illusion of a tree shape. Since the sack is full of semen the term "Juicy" applies as the male is ready for action.

Wife: I came home from work and my husband was waiting for me in full juicy tree. I was immediately wet.

by hcore1988 December 26, 2016

Palm Tree

PALM-TREE /pä(l)m trē /
(noun)

1. The first image that comes after the show proper.

2. The cause of the rage of the audience; something that stir up anger among viewers.

Palm Trees (plural)

(verb)

1. To prevent the continuous progress of an event or activity; to get in the way.

Palm-treed (past tense)
Palm-treeing (present participle)

Palm Tree usage:

(Noun) The palm trees in the ending credits swayed gracefully, as if savoring the taste of the viewers' misery.

(Verb) Just when the main characters were about to kiss, they were palm-treed by a surveillance drone.

by Miya_nyan March 26, 2021

Tree light

Used for lighting above people's head and then yelling fire then having excuse for drenching them with water.

"Did you see Jeremy?" "Yea we tree lighted him."

by Yoke349 March 26, 2013

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 02, 2018

tree hoe

It's some one who hugs so many trees that she/he ends up saying that trees are "trendy" and "hawt as fudge" even if they end up falling over onto your corpse because we're all dead inside~

Trejo get your ass over here!!

IT'S TREE HOEEEEEEE

by Jesus Is A Sin August 27, 2018

tree ups

originally derived from the process of sharing a cigarette on the terms of three puffs a piece.

"hey Welchy you wanna go outside for tree ups man?"

by Ryan Salisbury March 14, 2008