tablenazi

Cody Holm is back in action again with all new tablenazi tricks!!!

I can beat your arse!!!!

by g28401 April 6, 2005

Table

An adjective form of the noun used when referencing a Joseph. A person named Calvin is 94.67% more likely to use this word than the average person.

Calvin (to Joseph): "Goodnight my little table."

by CloisteredAcorn May 25, 2019

gnawing on the table

to have or engage in sex

John and Jill were gnawing on the table the other day!

by Jenny J. August 16, 2007

hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.

1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."

by wahoo lon February 22, 2011

table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005

Table Whore

Someone who goes from table to table during lunch, hanging out with everybody.

Katie Steele was such a table whore last year!!

by funkalicious1 September 9, 2009

string table

table suspended by strings and fatchoke

who got the fat choke at the string table

by slut er May 23, 2003