Twitter

The best place to express your totally non-controversial opinions without the threat of anyone harrassing you, sending you death threats, or doxxing you just because you said their idol is trash.

Twitter: where dreams don't come true, but your favourite idol supposrting MAP rights does

by GrilledGoat April 27, 2022

The Twitter Effect

The Twitter Effect is an effect of spending time on the named app. Symptoms often include getting upset over mundane topics, or attempting to accuse someone of being ableist. It is highly infectious.

The Twitter Effect:
"the fact that there are people in COLLEGE still spelling definitely as defiantly. Like what do you even do about that"
"So you're ableist now?"
"Sure whatever"

by Kibella May 6, 2023

twitter compression

boobs

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you

by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021

Twitter

Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter

She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter

by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025

Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.

Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.

by Milk_and_Tea February 23, 2021

Twitter death

When a person is deemed to be dead by the people of Twitter. This usually happens after they have been canceled for doing something wrong.

Person 1: Did you hear JK Rowling is a terf?
Person 2: Yea, I hope she enjoys Twitter death.
Person 3: As far as I'm concerned, Daniel Radcliffe wrote the Harry Potter books.

by mr_candyman March 9, 2021

Twitter Famous Rez

Probably one of the most wholesome & nicest lad you'll meet, you should definitely commission them sometime

Hey, is that THE Twitter Famous Rez?!

IT IS! HEY CAN I MAKE A COMMISSION?

by XRequiemX October 7, 2020