Tongue-Moist

that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.

The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!

by the black smith December 18, 2021

Tongue Torture (TT)

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful

1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020

tongue kagels

Act of linking envelopes.

I just licked 250 envelopes. I really got my tongue kagels in today.

by Ron Plaetzer July 13, 2006

my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020

toad tongue

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.

So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.

by majormagoo January 18, 2009

Speaking in Tongues

The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.

Did you see Pastor Browning the other day? I never knew he loved Speaking in Tongues!

by Jesusmyoneandonly June 27, 2021

tongue finale

The last flavor or taste of your meal to hit your tongue. Usually ordered by one who doesn’t favor desserts and would prefer a unique savory flavor on their taste buds. This can be planned at the beginning of one’s meal or spontaneously suggested by a server.

Barthalemu left the restaurant in a dream state after experiencing the most tasty tongue finale at the end of his dinner.

by Diamond-girl April 21, 2024