Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025

Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely goes for the smaller, less prominent pimples first, avoiding the bigger, juicier ones, in order to build up the watcher's anticipation until later in the video.

That doc is a zit-teaser, she always goes for the small acne bumps first and makes you wait for the big, more satisfying ones until later

by AnalAl August 24, 2025

Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely teases the watcher by going for the smaller, less developed acne first, leaving the riper, more satisfying pops for later.

That doc is a real zit-teaser - she always saves the best pops for last.

by AnalAl August 24, 2025

TeamExcessive

a wack car crew with slow ass cars

TeamExcessive loses every race that they are involved in, because their cars are so slo, and they don't realize it.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

teaspoused

the act of lovingly placing your testicles (male) or a literal teabag (female) in the face of your significant other for humorous entertainment and approval by peers.

My husband got drunk last night and passed out, so I teaspoused him and had our friends post pictures of it online.

by Emy-Dizzle May 25, 2011

Teasle Tassle

Any female who deals Marijuana or gets alcohol for underage kids.

Yo your sister is my top Teasle Tassle!

by iShotMarvinInTheFace October 3, 2011