stalk

A hoeish female who chases and flocks toward groups of males; Ho

tommy: " look at that stalk over there with all of those men"

Billy: "isnt that your ex?"

by mandisha December 18, 2005

gang stalking

Gang stalking is a paranoid delusion that everyone is stalking a person and trying to drive them insane.

People with this delusion will notice helicopters flying overhead, cars driving by, heavy traffic on the road, and dogs barking. Normal stuff. But they think it’s a concerted effort by everyone around them to drive them insane.

Jake is getting really into gang stalking, he needs to go back on his schizophrenia meds.

by big glasses emo guy March 17, 2021

stalkistics

Hardly static statistics pertaining to stalkers online at a given time.

Quite quiet Frankensteinly i'm quitting being alarmed at d latest stalkistics.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

stalkam

1.To stalk someone on stickam.2.a live community website where teenagers with no lives sit around all day stalk/lurk others on webcams, when in the first place the person is just staring into the webcam.

1. "OMG, I tottally have been stalking this guy on stalkam!!!he's so cute.I almost found his address<33"

2."I'm gonna be up on stalkam all day!Everyone wants to see meeee chat!!!"

Kass:OMG, Carl!! lets go on stalkam!!
Carl:SWEET IDEA!

by gower May 30, 2008

stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

stalkisher

Someone who stalks someone they already interact with

stalking a teacher, stalking a friend, stalking an ex

She is such a stalkisher, for stalking her science teacher!

by i wish to be amanda February 25, 2011

stalkership

n., a relationship that involves one person stalking the other

Tiffany: Can you believe that girl just follows him around like that? Creepy, right?

Amanda: Nah, I think it's a beautiful stalkership. You can tell she's really into him.

by JustYourFanGirl August 26, 2011