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emo stalker

A person, usually a hopeless teenage girl, who stalks emo guys, despite the fact they're gay or have a girlfriend.

They normally are dressed in black, wear band shirts, put on shitty makeup, and carry around Hello Kitty cameras to capture their loved ones eternally. They might take take to take a few closeups of themselves so they can add it to their myspace while they're at it.
Emo Stalker: 'OMG! He's so cute! Awwww...I want to go out with that emo boy!'

Normal Person: "He has a girlfriend."

Emo Stalker: 'Why does everyone hate me?!' *runs off to take pictures of her emo crush*
by l.i.n.g December 17, 2007
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Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.
You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes
by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008
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stacky

when your a messy eater and leave food around your mouth.
*jordan has a crumb on his top lip*
phil: oi jordan's done a stacky
tyler: yeah i know, how embarrasing
by redheadedfreak May 10, 2010
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Night Stalker

This guy is a troll. He loves to piss people off in games and in L4D he uses up all the medkits, also spam music and rush.
Night Stalker is a true troll.
by wexler3547 May 22, 2011
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Smoke Stack

The measurement of a bongs full capacity reaching the top of the neck but does not include smoke inhaled. Usually used in the context of bong that needs to be cleared or when newbies need others to milk it for them.

commonly shortened to "stack"
ex.1
"She cleared like 3 stacks out of my straight shot.."

ex.2
I don't wanna finish that stale smoke stack!
by KHANO June 22, 2011
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stalkernet

The google term for Michigan Technological University's student directory. This directory often contains the living address and phone number of the searched person.
Dude, I totally met a hot girl at the party last night but I only remember her name.

Why don't you just look her up on the stalkernet?
by Bunnyslayerz February 18, 2014
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aim stalking

verb - the act of putting an individual's AIM name on one's buddy list, yet never attempting to communicate with said individual. Stalkee may never learn of stalker's existence, due to chronic shyness and "pussy" like behavior often exhibited by stalkers that are watching prey of the opposite sex. A favorite activity of stalkers (which often plays a large role in stalking) is the habitual (some may call it psychotic or obsessive) checking of stalkee's AIM away messages.

Advanced cases of AIM stalking has odd effects on the stalker. They may develope an unhealthy sense of companionship (most likely as derived from frequently checking away messages) due to their familiarity with stalkee's schedule, favorite activities, and computer habits. Stalker may subconsciously begin to refer to his target as his "girlfriend" even though stalkee, of course, has never met him. (Pronouns can of course be reversed, but aim stalkers tend to be male, according to a Princeton study www.princeton.com/studies/papers/sociology/aimstalkers.doc)
I am AIM stalking a girl, ever since I found her AIM name on a bathroom wall.
by Josh Donos September 11, 2005
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