squirrel bite

a very powerful backhand to the nads.

man 1: i just got bit by a squirrel. come look at it.

man 2: ok.

man 1: "squirrel bite".......
*backhands man 2 in the sack.*

by .j.g. August 15, 2006

squirrel

A sexual act performed alone or with a partner involving a pipe cleaner tail, a sandwich bag and a michael bolton tape.

"So I hear you got squirrly last night?"

"Yeah, its all about the squirrel."

by Ty Ty D. July 6, 2007

squirrel

someone who likes to climb trees and eat nuts.

I'm a Squirrel but I love winter.

by Charles Benson July 24, 2007

secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009

SquirrelHunter17

The leader of all penguins in a campaign to overthrow the tyrant squirrels that overrun the highly-populated areas of the world

The master penguin lord

by SquirrelHunter17 April 24, 2005

squirreling

Flailing and gyrating rapidly when in bed or when cuddling with another human.

Man, that little Carrie sure is squirreling one.

by Big Bad Diggity January 7, 2009

Squirrel Zero

A person to be insane c0der and a very active forum/mIRC talk0r!
"Squirrel Zero" also known to be a Project Leader/Coder of www.Frag-Ops.com

"Damn! That SquirrelZero guy is in c0de-land again! What a guy! ="

by Pyro Python August 31, 2003