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spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014
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spits

yo she gave me the greatest spits last night
by livelaughlove69420 June 20, 2023
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Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
by Waferthyme September 6, 2018
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Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.
after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"
by Used2Bscrubs August 10, 2024
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Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate
Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good
by Jenerkrn November 15, 2021
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spit prep

When you fuck a girl from behind and spit directly into her ass, for lubrication to perform a "Burrow jump".
Guy - bend over baby

Girl - okay

*PTEW*

Girl - Did you just...spit prep me?

Guy - yes i did 3:D
by mr_jim February 7, 2010
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Spits

When your throat gets dry to wear it almost peels, and you must have a bev on stand by- a more extreme cotton mouth
Damn he can’t breathe over there I think the spits got to him
by Motion boys September 15, 2022
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