The process of absent-mindedly playing with an erect penis. Can also be used as a passive adjective to describe a male persona in which emotional gears tend to be in constant flux and inconsistency, usually causing frustration and bitch fits from their female counterparts. (Mental stick shifting.) Those accused of dick shifting will most likely have high rebound rates coupled with less than intact morals.
*While a drunk dirty skank is giving John Smith a hand job, she starts starring off into space...*
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
by Ju Ju Bee November 12, 2009
Get the Dick Shift mug.Abbreviation of "Broletariate Shift" or the means by which items / fashions / alcoholic beverages cease to be considered part of the main stream and are seen as caricatures of the frat-boy / Brosciety.
Leather sandals, polo shirts, and aviators have all suffered from a high degree of Brole shift, no longer wearable in tandem without instantly labeling the wearer as a Bro.
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A person from the hood who sniffs various illicit drugs. Hood sniffs are known to snort anything that is mind altering. Cocaine, extacy, crystal meth, Xanax, resterol, ketamine, Ritalin, glue, gasoline and even white-out, are all common substances that hood sniffs use to get high. You know your in the presence of a hood sniff because they're nose will be red, they're eyes will be bloodshot, and they will constantly be complaining about their "allergies" even though the complaints are made when it's not allergy season. They take frequent trips to the washroom, and always have the sniffles. Hood sniffs are usually broke and watch out because if you know a hood sniff you need to make sure they don't steal any sniffable substances or cash from you.
"yo did you see that girl's rash around her nose?! She couldn't stop sniffling and blowing it"
"Yeah she always looks like that, she's a straight hood sniff, hooked on the ritz"
"Yeah she always looks like that, she's a straight hood sniff, hooked on the ritz"
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Get the Red Shift mug.When you stop walking and talking to your date, and give him/her a moony look, and shift your weight into one hip - striking a sexy pose signifying that you want to kiss or just say, "now is the time for lovin' baby." Prevalent on first dates.
"How did your date go on Saturday?"
"Well, I figured that we might just be platonic or he might even be gay, but then he hit me with a look and shift, so I guess he's interested. Didn't kiss him though."
"Well, I figured that we might just be platonic or he might even be gay, but then he hit me with a look and shift, so I guess he's interested. Didn't kiss him though."
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