Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

by El Español February 4, 2010

slugpensation

an activity certain slugs at west point engage in to compensate for their horrible slugness.
such activities include, but are not limited to:

1. planning to "work out" for marathons, but giving up halfway (typical)
2. mocking other slugs who they perceive to be less physically fit than they are. (a fallacy: nothing is less than zero)
3. hell freezes over, and s/he sets foot in a gym (usually starts happening 3-4 weeks before t-giving/spring break)

"What the hell is Texas doing over there?"
"I'm not sure that does anything.."
"Typical slugpensation"
"word"

by secr3tas1anman November 16, 2009

Slumped Dog Millionaire

Someone who is passed out. Most commonly used at parties where someone passes out on a couch or the floor. Used in conjunction with the word "slump" or "slumped."

Friend: "Your boy Paul took like two hits and a shot, and was just slumped out on the couch. Everyone would just tap him on the head and say bye to him on their way out of the party."

Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"

Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."

by Lookin' Boy July 22, 2012

Fungo slump nut bump

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track

Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

by Slumpbuster101 February 27, 2014

The Wednesday Slump

Wednesday slump is the middle of the week,when you are very tired from working/studying and you haven't been getting enough sleep ,thus causing The Wednesday slump
Symptoms can be

-slumping on the bus
-on-going tiredness
-lack of energy
-boredom
-lack of general enthusiam
-slight memory loss/and or confusion

In case of a late onset,such as having symptoms of the Wednesday slump on a Thursday,rectify the situation if possible.

Dave "Did you not remember we had to hand in that assignment today?"
Lucy : "Damn,I think it's the Wednesday slump"

by hanaa1234 March 6, 2012

Skurp

A word substituted for almost anything, it just matters about how you put it into context. It can express joy, surprise, mad, or even sad feelings about something. It should not be overused, for it is to only glorify your sentences. To be skurp is to skurp.

Oh skurp! My girl just burnt my sandwich.

Quit skurping around you fags.

I just skurped your mom.

You skurp, you just broke my mothers 50 year old antique lamp.

by SkurpyDude December 20, 2010

hungarian slurpie

when a male fucks a man or woman in the ass and cums in there butt. then inserts a straw and slurps out the cum/shit mixture.

Sean- dude last night Emily let me pull a hungarian slurpie on her!
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.

by D-man choo November 11, 2009