The shits

A slang term, used especially is the North East of England, for a bout of diarrhea.

"I've got to go to the loo, I've got the shits."

by NorthEastEnglandMan August 18, 2023

WWE Shits

When you love WWE so much that you’ll listen to the entrance music of different wrestlers while taking a shit. Sometimes it’s just used to emphasise a rather big shit too.

Dude, I’m not using that bathroom after Billy. He has definitely been in there taking a WWE shits.

by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024

WWE Shits

When you love the WWE so much that you will listen to different wrestlers entrance music while shitting. Also used to emphasise an unusually large shit.

Dude, I’m not using the bathroom after Billy! You know he has been in there taking WWE Shits.

by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024

Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024