yellow cum shower

when a woman is going to cum but instead showers the partners genitalia with stinky pee.

Alta gave jon a stinky yellow cum shower.

by Pete the pistol May 10, 2009

Peurto Rican Shower

When someone doesn't actually shower with water and soap. They simply use perfume and body spray to mask their month-long showerless stank.

The chick with the locker next to me took another Peurto Rican Shower so now the hallway smells like cheap cupcake perfume.

by Ben Cox9 February 16, 2010

shower prep

to masturbate. Basically to "prepare to shower". It is a lot more convenient to masturbate and jizz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off. Or in a girls case... I don't know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely sexy for some reason.

I'm not allowed to shower prep for two weeks because my girlfriend wants me to save it for her. Wow she is horny.

by kangaroo17 January 3, 2006

Shower Thought

Shower thought- A thought that people think of but is more like a question

Example 1: Do dogs dream in color?
Example 2: When a baby is born, What language do they use? Shower Thought

by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019

Golden Shower

What Tiger Woods wanted to do to Joslyn James

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
Original Tiger Woods Text Messages:
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you

- Have you ever had a GOLDEN SHOWER done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.

- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

by hobrah808 March 18, 2010

shower

originates from a gang in jamaica called the shower posse, infamous for their merciless violence, used now as a word to mean anything from gangster to good to cold or poker-faced

"seen mans over there in that lexus in ballys, thats shower" , or , heard this new skepta beat blad its shower, or , "yeah blad mans shower, he stabbed up carl in broad daylight barefaced"

by ithinkivebeenstabbed April 26, 2006

Shode

Derives from Chode, but instead of a penis it is a turd that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Warwick left a shode in the bog.

You are a shoude!

by Jordan of the Jungle November 13, 2004