kiki shampoo

A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.

Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!

by lucyfur April 11, 2008

hey shampoo

an illegal immigrant with 2 identities. works with one name and collects welfare or WIC checks with another name. they may get away with it because of lack of a birth cirtificate. goes to college and gets govt & other funding. keep working! millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!! (I am not one myself)Report their fraud & get a cash reward in most states.

The hey shampoos next door need to be quiet, its pretty late and i gots work tomorrow

by Serbian Gangsta April 29, 2008

scarping

Giving an HJ in the dollar show.

Geesea was scarping that dude the WHOLE time.

by NSO March 12, 2004

Sharpening Your Knife

To say sharpening your knife means you are masturbating

Eww you're Sharpening Your Knife? You do know what that means right?

by Cryna May 28, 2018

Sharpey

The god of hair and all thing hair related/ The prophet of global hair companies and also teh true form of hair its self, see hair

Oh my god its Sharpey look at his hair!

by Juan Pablo Angle July 1, 2004

Sharpie Ninja

One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.

Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.

He must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has a fuckin' mark.

by Luke Loukas May 30, 2008

scarple

to wank imaginarily. something to do when you are bored or see a hottie

1. Jimmy was bored he sat around and scarpled.
2. The hot girl walked by so we all scarpled.

by Gavin Jackson April 24, 2003