Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust

"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"

by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

Sharping

The act of jerking yourself using two rusty razorblades

My partner Sharps all the time. He loves Sharping

by Gabe Owner 676767 February 13, 2026

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

urban-shopping

Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out.

We're going urban-shopping later for some chairs and hopefully a bookshelf or two,you wanna go?

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

mandow shopping

The act of shopping around for men without undertaking further action, comparable to window shopping (look but don't touch)

"I'm perfectly happy with my man, but I do like to innocently look around! A little mandow shopping never hurt anybody!"

by Manology December 23, 2009