Scoot-Scoot

People who can't speak english

Person 1: hey are you a scoot-scoot
Person 2: yas eye is a scoowt-scoowt

by Isa bleu November 9, 2017

Scouting

When a girl or guy knows he or she is going to end their current relationship soon, and flirts or talks to attractive new people without crossing any lines. They are actively looking for someone new to date or a rebound hookup, and would like to test the waters to see who might be the first pick in the draft.

"Hey, are you talking to Nick? I thought you were still dating Jack."

"I'm not talking to Nick, just scouting for now."

by Ernst Hemingvay June 11, 2016

Pooter Scooter

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

by DickBurns May 6, 2014

Scooter

Devrived from "boot scooter."

A 'Scooter' is somebody who wears thick tan jackets, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, ...... yet does not work on a farm or ranch. They often sport a male camel toe and chew copenhaagen.

A common stereotype in small town high schools.

Person 1: Did you see those Scooters at taco night? They were drinking a coors on their tail gate and blairing Sweet Home Alabama

Person 2: Yup, they are Scooters alright

by Lease42 October 25, 2010

The Scoot

Usually happens on the first date and when one party (usually the female) decides that things are not going to their liking and they fabricate a reason to get out of there as fast as they can. In older times, the party might suddenly remember an appointment or meeting that they had to be at in five minutes. Nowadays, the party usually excuse theirself to the bathroom and emerge "talking" on their cell phone, making a claim such as their best friend or close relative was suddenly involved in a terrible accident and they need to leave.

I went out with Karen the other night and the bitch gave me The Scoot.

by johnboy9 November 9, 2006

scootch

An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.

Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch

by Magius December 18, 2003

Scooter

a form of two wheeled transport that sounds like a hair dryer, and gets about the same top speed, some have nice body kits though

by peet October 19, 2003