Shock and Awe

You have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. First rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. When done bare ass blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your ass off. Its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones

I gave my girl a Shock and Awe last night when she was sleeping. That will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.

by Novvakane February 4, 2008

scoche

A girl from Irvin who likes to have sex with one guy in one day, and then when he goes off to work, she fucks every living thing with a cock. Including all her boyfriends friends.

Colleen is such a scoche, I swear she humped on all my friends after smoking my pole two hours earlier.

by shane December 10, 2004

Shockey

The act of grabbing someones butt and squeezing.
Usually done to girls by guys, resulting in a squeak or sometimes a slap from the girl. Emoticon for a shockey is 8O

Bob totally just shockey'd Jane, and she was suprised.

by shocked16 March 28, 2010

shock the puss

When you initiate the shocker out of nowhere and with no lube.

We were just sitting there when i quickly plunged my fingers deep in her guts. She never see's it coming when i shock the puss.

by Blunts28 August 8, 2006

sticker shock

the pain u experience,when people put a sticker on your skin..and then pull it off...

Ouch!..dont give me a sticker shock

by CryptoGenesis May 28, 2010

Shock Exchange

The look or reaction one experiences when reviewing one's IRA, or savings stock market statements.

"my god, have you seen what happened to the nest-egg last quarter? "

"Sure, just take a look at the shock exchange today!"

by geoffsf April 7, 2010

Shocklaha

Gaming: A Battlecry often used to announce a great
attack or a comeback.

{A group of players sneak into the enemy camp and all pull
out a noob tube}

Terrorist Player 1: SHOCKLAHA!

{All terrorists fire rockets into the camp catching enemy
by surprise}

Example 2:

Guy 1: Sneaks up on Guy 2 who was talking crap earlier

Guy 1: SHOCKLAHA!

by TheGrtAku May 17, 2010