spoon

1. Greatest word on the planet, and a good war cry (see The Tick)
2. Nothing is better.
3. My god.

1. SPOOOOOOOOOON
2. You fool! My spoon will beat you!
3. ALL HAIL SPOON!

by Spoon Worshiper (1 of many) January 19, 2004

Silver Spooner

A person who wants nothing but food from another individual. Not money, clothes, or even love. Just plain, old, simple, food.

HEY BUY ME SOME FOOD!
You're such a silver spooner....

She a gold digger? Nah man she a silver spooner

by Milleumas May 13, 2011

Spooner

A sophisticated form of 'tool'. When combining 'stoner' and 'tool', spooner is made.

He's such a spooner.

by Vanessia September 28, 2009

soup spoon

another name for my penis

oh baby, i wanna stir your colon with my soup spoon

by kstine February 22, 2009

talented spoon

when an Asian has a name that you wouldn't expect a spoon to make if it hit the floor

"hey i was talking some asian guy the other day, and guess what his name was-Jeremy"
"Jesus, now that is a talented spoon"

by henez August 20, 2011

spoon

An evil person who "stirs" up rumours about you.
Tells you mean stuff other people have said about you behind your back.
A complete bitch.

Spoon: Omg did you hear what she said about you?
You: No what?
Spoon: She says your an incompetent bitch with no social life. She hates you.
You: Oh...tahts nice. Thanks for telling me. You spoon.

by Imogen c May 25, 2006

ocean spoon girl

A girl that blows a guy anywhere, including the ocean.

I heard lola is a ocean spoon girl.. what a whore

by Taylorgahdnpc March 15, 2017