fart-sniffer

This word is used to define the person who hangs around the bathroom for no particular reason other than to (presumably) sniff farts. Their true motives are unknown so one can only assume they enjoy the aroma of a hand-crafted fart.

What's up with Judy? She's always hanging out in the bathroom, the freaky fart-sniffer.

by Eric July 11, 2004

Stiffy

When a male's dick is hard and sticks up.

"Man my dick is hard, I think i have a stiffy"

by Anonymous PLIES LOVER June 12, 2009

stiffler

(adj.) getting so inebriated/cannabinoid intoxicated that one will try to take advantage of a female in a closet

Dude, i just had the most stiffler weekend ever.

I heard Kyle had one stiffler of a weekend.

by FreeWilly94 May 26, 2010

tate sniffer

A tate is the skin between a guy's ballsack and his asshole. A tate sniffer is a person that sniffs tates. It is commonly used as an insult. It is even a bigger insult than choch, douchebag, or asshole. Tate sniffers are usually gay, and their noses are usually very messed up from sniffing so many tates. Tate sniffers act similarly to chochs, except they are gay.

Person1: that douchebag over there have poop on his nose, and I think he is gay. He is probably a tate sniffer
Person 2: We should probably avoid him
Person1: Yeah, that sounds good

by apieceofme November 29, 2013

Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness

For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying

by Stu Marble December 23, 2007

skiffed

1. Something that has narrowly missed hitting someone.
2. A stone which is bounced across a body of water.

1. "That bullet just skiffed my ear."
2. "I just skiffed that pebble for thirty hops."

by Ross Douglas July 27, 2006

Urban Stiffy

The boner that results from actually imgaining all the crazy sexual shit on this website.

Bro 1 "Dude what's with the jizz all over the computer?"

Bro 2 "I got an urban stiffy while on Urb Dic. The cleveland steamer did it for me, I had to jack off right onto my keyboard."

Mother "Seriously?! Again?!"

by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010