Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

Smurfin

When a person of a smaller stature exhibits large amounts of Black Air Force energy and activities

“All in a days work, of putting niggas on shirts” ahh hell nah, you smurfin like a mothafucka

by Da pin July 1, 2025

smurfty

getting flirty or romantic

it's getting smurfty..

by ryder37's twin!1!! August 31, 2025

Smurf Puss

After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.

Nancy didn't look before she sat down in the port-a-potty & now she has Smurf Puss!

by Timmers05 September 1, 2025

smurfing

When a player of a higher level demotes themselves/creates a new account to play less skilled opponents.

"Dude I think this guy is smurfing, he's just too good. He's ruining the game."

by yafn September 8, 2025

Smurfing

(v.) To paint oneself deep blue to appear as a Smurf, typically done in layers: Paint, blue food coloring, blue hair dye, and blue popsicles smeared all over the skin until it creates a nice paste that will stick and stain the skin.

"Alex was smurfing last night."

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025