A qualf is the male versions of a queef. In other words its a fart out of the penis. Painful to say the least.
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by Jared Swayne November 5, 2006
Get the queef mug.a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?
The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!
by weave August 31, 2003
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Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."
Lonewolf688: How was your date?
Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!
Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!
Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.
by kamel_reds February 26, 2009
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