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horse queef 

a starting hand of Q 8 in texas hold em.
Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.

cheesy queef 

a cheesy queef is where a boy in a sexual activity decides to spread in a wide motion and begin to ‘queef’ aka fart out of there winky woo and it smells of cheese
‘hey ollie let me cheesy queef in ur bum hole’ - says sam mupondi

‘mmhmm what does that mean sam camel toe fishy queef’ - says ollie higgins

‘read the definition on urban dictionary and come here, bend over ;)’ - says sam mupondi

Butt cheek queef 

Unlike a fart, when air gets trapped in one's butt cheeks, usually while sitting, and a small pocket of air pops out. This is similar to a vaginal queef.
Butt cheek queef by Bradford, PA December 16, 2016

Grundle-queef

In serious cases the partition between the anal passage and the vaginal passage can become compromised and fecal matter can pass into the vagina.

Thus when a queef (or vaginal flatulence) occurs, it smells of fecal matter, quite similar to a fart.

This is the grundle-queef. Named for the common ground.
Woman 1: Oh shit I just queefed
Woman 2: So?
<pause>
Woman 2: Oh god, is that a grundle-queef?
Grundle-queef by grundletrouble January 31, 2010

super queef 

a queef so powerful it can spawn life
on the 7th day, God super queefed humanity into existence
super queef by tanner atwater September 25, 2007

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dick-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005