Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

Pessel

Pessel is a girls name for someone who is bright, with an awesome fun personality. She is usually the first to get into mischief without realizing what shes doing will cause chaos, but its expected due to her name being pessy. The actual meaning of the name means pearl and its origin is from the yiddish language.

Hey how did this happen? Pessel was here today?

by Nam1 June 5, 2020

Pregsturbate

When a pregnant woman’s significant other is too afraid to have sex, so she has to masturbate to calm her large Lobito.

When Cindy reaches her 8th month of pregnancy she had to pregsturbate because her husband didn’t want to hurt the baby.

by MRK85 July 22, 2020

Pregsturbating

The act of a pregnant woman masturbating because her significant other is afraid to have sex.

Sean was awoken at 2AM by his very pregnant wife pregsturbating.

by MRK85 July 22, 2020

Preeses

The plural of Prius

All proper scientists drive Preeses.

by Irony. November 8, 2020

pessimessi

The wife to seiwaya, and creator of many beautiful adopts

Pessimessi=rich

by Notseiwaya November 22, 2020

Preeshya

To thank or recognize someone; praise; sarcastic appreciation

"I just farted in there, so you may want to wait a minute."
"Preeshya!"

by AaronWould February 22, 2021