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penis shy

When you are afraid to fuck a bitch because you are self conscious about your weird and/or small penis.
Jeremy had the opportunity to fuck Alyssa, but would because he's penis shy.
by apple3020 August 27, 2016
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Penis Lips

When a girl gets done sucking you and try's to kiss you afterwards.
Girl: all done baby
Guy: wow thanks

Girl: "tries to kiss guy" babee why won't you kiss me?
Guy: because girl, you got penis lips
by AwesomexLauren December 3, 2016
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Penis flytrap

Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals
Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend
by TheBeetle April 5, 2017
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Pegisha

1.The weekend for members of the tribe.

2.When thousands of NJBs and NJGs meet up in NYC for a weekend of learning, partying, and, connecting.

3.While some people may enjoy dehydrating at burning man and finding sand in their beds 4 months later, you’d rather hit up the greatest city in the world with thousands of your college mates for a weekend of greatness that doesn’t require trading your shoes for survival.
Get your Pegisha on
Bye Felicia , see you at Pegisha
by Adam Stein September 4, 2017
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Penis Escrow

The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”
Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”

Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”

Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
by Mattroid Prime October 31, 2017
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penis diaper

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.
by Rafael8 January 16, 2018
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Penis Treatment

Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.
Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.

Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.

Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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