browned pants

Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.

Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.

by angustus March 17, 2008

pant-load

A indeterminately large amount of something.

"The Freeman Museum has a pant-load of classic computers."

by subliminal labs September 21, 2005

yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.

1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!

by JM May 13, 2005

fat pants

worn by mad shuffling ravers... usually bright, loud colours, shapes, patterns etc....almost cut like low rider flares. large and hidden pockets for your stash....

dude! did you see that guys fat pants??
they look fukin hot!!

by head bopper..... December 29, 2005

france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.

I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!

by ollie October 23, 2004

Girl Pants

Women's pants that are worn by de-masculinized men and boys. These men and boys often have a disruptive or nonexistent relationship with their fathers and thus identify more with their sisters and mothers. They take this identification with femininity and rejection of masculine norms to such an extent that they wear pants that give them the appearance that they deliberately atrophy their leg muscles in order to look like women.

Girl pants are the refuge of the kid who's mad at his father and yet wants to be closer to him at the same time.

by vagabond686 March 13, 2009

A Farewell to Pants

A graphic book by Chris MacQueeney. This book mocks a farewell to Arms by Ernst Hemmingway. This book contains graphic scenes and innapropriate material not suitable for children under the age of 17. This book has been rated R for raunchy.

That A Farewell to Pants Book was soo good. I loved that front cover with that nude picture of Chris on it!

by Yowza November 5, 2004