Urban Dictionary Official Slang Name

1.U-Dick
2.or Dickoo(for Aussies)
3.or Dicky(like in Blackoak County,Mississipi)
4.Dick.coms at Computown,California
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1. Abwoat:
"Say cat where the fuck is the mouse? I'd like to check some adds on U-Dick"
Coastello:
"The shit on me if I know where is the fucking mouse. Can I have some mustard you tard'? What's that U-Dick thing you talking 'bout anyway?"
Abwoat:
"It's the Urban Dictionary Official Slang Name coming from West Croatia you tard!"
Coastello:
"Say Abby, the fuck if I care 'bout those damned Croats!I am an Astro-American and I can shit anywhere on this planet, motherfucker!"

by Slangherinthenight May 18, 2008

Correctional Officer

Correctional Officer: An educated person that has a high school diploma and can spell.

Inmate: Babysiter, befor, coulda' and lier

Correctional Officer: Babysitter, before, could a and liar. You stupid ass!

by Irishnut May 21, 2010

office max

1. Santa's workshop firm where he works with his 6 foot tall elves who all wear red hats with poofy things.
2. the base of SACSA. Santa And Co,. Spy Asociation

I saw Santa at Office Max today!

by Virgin Mary January 26, 2004

office

The act of watching "The Office", or of anything that relates to it, while simultaneously cracking up/ laughing/ bawling etc...

I officed so hard that my sides hurt.

Lets office to relieve stress

by JacBro December 15, 2008

post office drunk

Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.

John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.

Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?

John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?

by JohnHinkleH February 26, 2010

Loss Prevention Officer

A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.

"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."

by jiggadigga March 14, 2007

petty officer

A low-ranking officer

"He's a petty officer, he just joined a month ago."

by Maxaraxa December 4, 2013