A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.
by Allah snack at August 20, 2017
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by Craigo’s cunt crusher October 18, 2017
Get the himilayan nunchuck mug.Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!
by Jjoxx October 23, 2017
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A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.
Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*
Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....
Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*
Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....
Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
by ExSkii May 8, 2018
Get the Bowyer nonce mug.When you have a mental breakdown, word vomit and void your bowels all at the same time... while on live TV.
“Did you hear what happened to Frances McDormand at the Oscars?”
“No, what?”
“Well she won best actress... and went full-nunberg during her acceptance speech.”
“Damn. Must be the drugs.”
“No, what?”
“Well she won best actress... and went full-nunberg during her acceptance speech.”
“Damn. Must be the drugs.”
by Full Geiger May 9, 2018
Get the full-nunberg mug.When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win
by Batty nonce May 10, 2018
Get the batty nonce mug."Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
by ~hlumi January 22, 2018
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