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now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.
“ugh shes such a bitch

anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “
by 3thooba October 20, 2020
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Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.
Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.
by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018
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…Fuck you.
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
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Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now
Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww
by africanman69 December 26, 2020
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Hush now

Typically said by a mother to her baby to keep it calm
mother: hush now, hush now
baby: *stops crying*
by mdeq February 3, 2017
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Things now you're well?

Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?
'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'
by yourbuddy007 May 13, 2014
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