Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022

Master Moose

Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.

Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!

by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021

moose butt

An annoying child who thinks that ligma is an actual disease.

Ligma isn't real, moose butt

by Fate's Destiny April 9, 2019

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022

Moose Knuckle

When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose

Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.

Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!

by Hot as balls July 19, 2012