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Mooning

Being AFK on Facebook, long enough that a moon shows up by your name.
Jake: "Man, Jackie is always Mooning."

James: "I know I wish she wouldnt leave facebook on all day!"
by TheGreenLing June 2, 2011
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Good Morning America

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.
I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.
by Zabrow December 18, 2008
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Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.
Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017
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Dick manning

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).
That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.
by tonebone69 August 19, 2011
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0433 in the morning

Hips have been pulled over, booty has been hit, a CALM HAS COME OVER ME..My woman was there for me, cause I'm going to work and GET FUCKED ALL DAY!
0433 in the morning, booty has been banged, the perfect start to a man's day. BRING IT ON!
by Peppi! January 12, 2008
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Pay my morning bill

Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.
I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.
by Meremy Jerchelle September 29, 2008
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someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry
jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning
by MR....X July 24, 2010
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