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Mikesexual

-I was straight until I saw Michael Jackson at that moment I knew I was mikesexual

-Boy, Michael Jackson's History tour make me feel mikesexual
To be without a microphone, specifically in a gaming setting
Yo bro, Jimmy can't play, he's micless
micless by jackandott September 2, 2021
A melest is a type of tropical frog that after reaching a certain age grows a mustache that some may consider a “Pedo stash
“Bro I went to the rain forest and guess what!”
“What?”
“I found a melest, crazy right? haven’t seen one of those since 97”
melest by Rat enjoyer December 4, 2021

airline mile 

In order to fly from Tokyo to London for free, you need one million airline miles (outside high season; 25 million in high season).
airline mile by redonwhite June 28, 2010

Lesbian mile 

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
Lesbian mile by Weenafile September 2, 2019

Ellie Males 

“i’ work as a ellie males
Ellie Males by UglYraTdUh October 9, 2020