A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025
Get the Mile…Mile and a half mug.On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022
Get the Mile-high blumpkin mug.A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
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Get the Nine Mile Station mug.Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
by Thronley January 8, 2023
Get the Nauti Miles mug.Miles is a sincere, funny, creative and outwardly well-adjusted person. Outwardly.
Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!
They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.
Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.
They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.
A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.
If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.
Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!
They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.
Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.
They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.
A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.
If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.
“Miles has a really cute ass with circular little bum cheeks.”
“Miles only likes fat asses.”
“Miles gives the best rubs.”
“ Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”
“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”
“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”
“Miles only likes fat asses.”
“Miles gives the best rubs.”
“ Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”
“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”
“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”
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