Miles is so artistically and musically talented and so smart. He's so kind, caring, and considerate. He always thinks of you and makes sure you're comfortable with certain things. He's the most genuine, honest, trusting, and loyal person. He is someone you can trust to tell anything to, and isn't one to lie. You can always count on Miles to be there for you and to cheer you up. He may be quiet at first, but once you're close, he always knows what to say and how to say it. He's truly the most sweetest and funniest guy ever. He never makes you feel stupid, only loved. Plus, he's the most handsome, finest, hottest person ever. He has the brightest smile, one that lights up a room, beautiful eyes, super soft hair, and the best laugh. His humor is childish, but that only makes him more lovable. He's positive and only ever looks on the bright side. He's creative and passionate when it comes to the things he loves. Flexibility is never a problem for him. He can be so busy yet somehow always manages to make time for what he loves. Whenever you're around Miles, you feel so loved and comfortable. It's guaranteed that you'll never have a bad memory with him. He makes every moment more enjoyable and magical. His heart is golden, one of the kindest. His hugs and kisses are only ever filled with love that, you can help but feel a million butterflies in your stomach. He is the best boyfriend and the best friend I could've ever asked for. He truly is the love of my life.
Person l:" who is that beautiful angel sitting over there so perfectly?"
Person ll: "Oh, that's just Miles, he truly is amazing"
Person ll: "Oh, that's just Miles, he truly is amazing"
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some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
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NIGGA DONT BE A MILES
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“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
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*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
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Get the Mile…Mile and a half mug.Miles is a sincere, funny, creative and outwardly well-adjusted person. Outwardly.
Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!
They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.
Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.
They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.
A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.
If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.
Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!
They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.
Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.
They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.
A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.
If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.
“Miles has a really cute ass with circular little bum cheeks.”
“Miles only likes fat asses.”
“Miles gives the best rubs.”
“ Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”
“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”
“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”
“Miles only likes fat asses.”
“Miles gives the best rubs.”
“ Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”
“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”
“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”
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