Moon melon

When an adult poops on someones face on video

Mrs. Jones moon meloned her husband!!

by Soccerlayer March 22, 2026

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie October 6, 2012

hashing my mellow

When some one says or does something to bring you down off of a high (emotional or induced)

By giving me that news you are completely hashing my mellow I had going.

by Wafflehouser April 12, 2014

a grizzly melon

The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.

Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.

by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015

Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?

We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!

by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017

Hashing my mellow

A much more superior way of saying "harshing my mellow". It means to hash a mellow. People named Sophia often don't use this as they should.

Example: Sophia is hashing my mellow.

by Skiptim November 6, 2020