Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

mongara

To have passionate sex in the back of a pickup truck with one or more people

Me and my wife tried mongara last night

by harry otoole March 21, 2017

Mongolian Mudslide

When you have to release your fecal matter but have a sports practice, so you let it out in your compression shorts. Thus, creating a mudslide like environment in your pants with your own feces.

I had soccer practice after school and had no time to use the bathroom, so i ended up with a mongolian mudslide.

by Chet chu betcha September 13, 2017

mongeela

Half animal half child. Can be cuddly or feral. Very smart but can also act like they’re on the spectrum.

Relax! You’re really acting like a Mongeela!

by Mongeela February 17, 2018

mongolian muzzle nuzzle

When your supervisor tries to add you on social media to butt fuck you or gain information.

"Duude, my supervisor is hitting me up on twitter again!"
"Damn bro, again with the Mongolian muzzle nuzzle"

by Sir_7eggs June 27, 2018

Mongotoed

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.

by Peter Peterson Petersen December 18, 2018

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019