John Da Man 

John Is Da Man And The Coolest Muthaphukker on The Planet

David Hasselhof: Hey You know that John guy? I heard he's DA MAN
Obama: Hell yeah brother! he's john da man a.k.a coolest muthaphukker on the planet

John Da Man by John_Da_Man May 13, 2020

John Paul Jones 

The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.

"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).

John Paul Jones by Rob L. October 21, 2004

John Edward 

A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.

Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!

John Edward by Jacko912 May 11, 2006

John Stewart

Jon Stewart spelled wrong.

The Daily Show: With Jon Stewart

John Stewart by 2tone army September 29, 2004

john kimble 

noun - detective

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective john kimble!

john kimble by olaf February 26, 2004

John Prescott 

Is the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK.

He has failied in everything he has tried to do.

He has several infamous nick-names...

"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!

JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.

"I think John Prescott is a fucking wanker!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"

John Prescott by QPWOEIRUTY May 26, 2006

John Elway

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.

i almost found god but i found John Elway insted

John Elway by wrastlor December 29, 2010