jew for jesus

A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.

Jesus himself was, in fact, a Jew for Jesus.

by Alahna May 28, 2006

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Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

by Tom Ali August 21, 2006

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Jesus wheels

Your legs, the simplest mode of transport. Often said in jest or sardonically

Max: How did you get here?
Min: Oh,on jesus wheels...

by Thought101 February 17, 2008

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jesus is my nigga

What a white Christian man says when he is trying to get black people to join his religion. He usually ends up being beaten up.

"Remember, Jesus is my nigga and Jesus is your nigga!"

by RaskBunzzz June 28, 2019

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Jesusween

A “substitute” for Halloween invented by far right wing “Christians” who are against anything that’s fun because their right wing version of Jesus wants them to be lame and boring.

My parents won’t let me go trick or treating cause they’re taking me to their mega church against my own will for Jesusween.

by Patriotic Leftie October 18, 2021

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