JesusSuit

The act of giving/receiving ammo in any online Battlefield game.

Dj : fuck, I'm running low on RPGs.
Sausage Murphy: No problem, let me toss you an ammo salad on your face.
Dj: thanks for the JesusSuit, bro.

by WeaksaucE January 8, 2014

jessie frazier

burger lovin gal

do you know Jessie Frazier?

I think so, isn't she the one obsessed with burgers?

by a team February 10, 2015

jesebelle

A smart girl, with a good personality, and a good kisser. When love comes, she never give up easily, puts a test for his boyfriend to see if it works. Loyal and lovable. Caring and nice. Sometimes pessimistic and vice versa, too much mood swings. But she has a heart of forgiving.

Guy1: Hey dude you know the girl who always play trips on me?

Guy2: yes i know her.

Guy1: who is she?

Guy2: she is Jesebelle, and she's my girlfriend.

by Ron O Bane July 11, 2014

jesus tanning

Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.

Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"

Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"

by Robert Chives July 28, 2014

Jesus unforgiving Christ

A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky

"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"

by Krwin March 1, 2015

jesarse

British slang:- A mix between "Jesus" and "Arse".

Guy 1 scares Guy 2:
Guy 2 - "JESARSE! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!"

by LewZz April 19, 2015

jesus ray

When the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. Some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a Jesus Ray, especially if it is also raining.

YOU: I was having kind of a down day, but then! A Jesus Ray appeared, and made everything better.

by Biggg C October 8, 2016