Who says heaven is white?

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

by GentleLad March 5, 2019

Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019

Slice of Heaven

Gods index finger

Jesus/i had a slice of heaven look what happened to me

by Pepe gang October 28, 2019

No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019

Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

Stairway to heaven

When standing on an escalator going up and someone behind you stick their finger in your bum.

The other day I was minding my own business on the escalator and this chick gave me a stairway to heaven out of nowhere.

by Ben Dover 88 April 3, 2020

mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.

Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!

by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020