a csgo player that is naturally born without any given talent for the game. His only skill is blowing his teammates up with grenades in pugs. A goondolf goes hand in hand with a brian0k and most often if you have one the other won’t be too far away. Naturally shines on eco rounds but very trash and useless on gun rounds and measly sub machine guns. Notoriously known for his time in the shadows of the great and handsome dangler.
Please don’t be a goondolf I’m trying to win. Bro that’s totally goondolf of you bro I only have 50hp now, you’re fucking done
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The sacred ritual of purging your ever-bloated stash of explicit material, sifting through years of questionable bookmarks, half-watched clips, and "what was I even thinking?" saves. The goal: a pristine, curated collection of only the finest goon fuel, no more wading through ancient randoms you drunkenly liked back in 2017. A digital spring cleaning for the devoted gooner.
The sacred ritual of purging your ever-bloated stash of explicit material, sifting through years of questionable bookmarks, half-watched clips, and "what was I even thinking?" saves. The goal: a pristine, curated collection of only the finest goon fuel, no more wading through ancient randoms you drunkenly liked back in 2017. A digital spring cleaning for the devoted gooner.
“Bro, I found a 240p clip called HotSinglesInYourArea.mp4 from 2012 in my folder. Time for a serious gooncleansing.”
“My SSD was at 99% capacity until I finally did a gooncleansing. Now it’s just me, four terabytes, and only the choicest material.”
“She asked why I looked so tired. Little did she the Gooncleansing took all my energy”
“My SSD was at 99% capacity until I finally did a gooncleansing. Now it’s just me, four terabytes, and only the choicest material.”
“She asked why I looked so tired. Little did she the Gooncleansing took all my energy”
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2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
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