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Grass Monkey

A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.
A Grass Monkey is Busch Light filled with a squeezed orange.
by Bunty n KMac May 4, 2008
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Gloss

To suck a guy's dick until he cums, after the two of you have been fucking and he hasn't cum yet.
To stop fucking to finish a guy off by sucking his dick.
"Yo I'm exhausted, you gotta gloss."
"Mmm, want me to gloss baby?"
"Damn man, my girl will hop off my dick just so she can gloss."
"Bitch, get down here and gloss."
by ThickQueen October 29, 2018
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Glossy

Refers to a mix of gone and lost. Its where your eyes are very watery and a little bit red. As well as being some what blazed and or tipsy.
After enjoying some Panama Red Tom became very glossy.
by 504soldjah September 26, 2011
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Cutting my grass

When someone tries to take over your drug dealing business. They go to your custees and try to sell them their shit.
Brian is going to get the shit kicked out of him! He's cutting my grass!
by sextc August 31, 2008
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smoke grass

Made big by Everlast in "I Get By" when he says -- "I smoke grass, drink a little win, Watch a little tube, try to kill a little time"
by alcohol3999 February 3, 2012
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grass fairy

somebody who plays soccer, or somebody who thinks soccer is better then football
''soccer is the hardest hitting sport,'' STFU you grass fairy.
by ahsfootball July 21, 2011
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Guru Gossip

An internet forum where fans and haters of Youtube gurus can rave or rant about their favorite or least favorite Youtube guru; users can also create other posts related to local or national news or just celebrity gossip in general.

They also somehow believe they are better than the "lying" and "deceitful" gurus and helping make the universe a better place by sitting around on a computer all day bashing semi successful/popular girls who make videos for a living isn't exactly the prime example of honorary, dignified or respectful.
"The most disliked youtube beauty gurus on Guru Gossip are the Fowler sisters(Juicystar07/Allthatglitters21) and Michellephan."
by Candaygurlll December 18, 2012
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