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foreplaytercourse

The medium between sex and more sex.
A good chance that after this, you'll get laid.
A fancier way of saying "foreplay."
Dude 1: Bro you're so gettin laid tonight by Natascha.
Dude 2: Naw dude, I'm a virgin, so she'll only give me foreplaytercourse first...maybe after that I'll get lucky though.
Dude 1: Word.
by WtfChuck February 2, 2008
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pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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Minong Foreplay

A smack in the mouth, across the face, or in the stomach. Usually followed by make-up sex or a simple grudge fuck.
Josh smacked his baby's momma in the mouth, she liked the Minong Foreplay, so they fucked.
by Socata January 13, 2008
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Suicide Forest

The location where jake paul killed his career.
Suicide forest is where logan paul took his channels life by mocking a person who had taken his life and was right in front of him.
by keemstar the memestar January 3, 2018
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forever 21

A very well-lit store that is found in a lot of big malls. The clothes are very pretty, and usually somewhat inexpensive. All the clothes are made for people that are (in my opinion) under a size 5, have no hips or but whatsoever, and enjoy showing their heavily busted chest. That's why I buy their skirts!

Most of the clothes are actually shirts, most of the time over-decorated, but hey... someone's gotta give nice stuff for cheap!
I just went to Forever 21 last weekend... no wonder they sell sunglasses! It's so friggin' bright in their! MY EYES!
by Pretty Emily March 19, 2005
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Forever Flaps

Term used to describe extremely/eternally elongated Labia Majora.

So basically, unnaturally long pussy flaps.
Holy motherfisting Christ Jeff, your grandma bent down in front of me earlier and she had HUGE Forever Flaps. Those motherfuckers were touching the floor, were discolored, and uneven.
by Monkey Socialist February 27, 2010
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Foreskin Belt

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010
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