Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.

While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.

by Pot sticks June 7, 2022

beef farts

That putrid and horrific meaty stink that only the lengthy digestive breakdown of beef can yield.

His beef farts were nauseatingly rank and hung in the room for what seemed like hours.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

Click-Fart

The smallest fart you can do, which usually results in a small click noise and a repugnant odour.

"What was that, then?!"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"

by isthistheonlynamenooneelsehas? March 31, 2009

coop fart

It's when you cuff your hand and then you fart in it, and then you put your cuffed hand in someone's face

I coop farted George.

by Mr. Burgess February 22, 2008

Aqua Fart

The only kind of fart that is visible to the naked eye, usually spotted in the bath tub, swimming pool, or other body of water. If done in a steaming hot bath tub, the smell is intensified.

Mom, Jimmy just laid an Aqua Fart in the bath tub!

by No Amnesty October 7, 2007

Fart Fetish

When a person is sexaully aroused by the sound and smell of a fart especially in the opposite gender.

"I have a fart fetish. Can you fart on me??"

by Willypoofarty October 17, 2019