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nerd-douche

A nerdy kid who thinks his intellect and opinions are superior to all others. In actuality, a nerd-douche is retarded and not smart at all. A nerd-douche also has no friends and no fun. Rather than party on a Friday night, the nerd-douche will elect to stay in and draw a map of a fictional place. Also, he probably got a 4.0 gpa in high school and works for the school radio.
Dude, that kid over there has his own blog.
What do you expect? He's a nerd-douche.
by claypris December 9, 2010
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douchebag dad

fathers at sporting events that are overexuberant in expressing their emotions towards what is happening in the competition.
douchebag dad ran onto the field to celebrate with the team after a first down.
by eroc55 July 30, 2005
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douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Your boss is a real douchebag!
by Burrito Brad September 1, 2008
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W-Douche 40

Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40
Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.
by andy1 July 24, 2007
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Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.
Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
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Football Douche

Your typical, garden variety, Football asshole.
They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to:
-Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks.
-Gym Shorts
-Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie
-Under Armor Sack Pack
-Oakley sunglasses
-Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up

Some of the Identifying physical features are:
-Extremely short hair
-Pencil thin Chinstrap beard
-Built to the point of looking like a human turd

The Characteristics of these people are:
-Smug sense of self satisfaction
-Terrible sense of humor
-Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball
-Able to pick up girls by being a douche
-Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls.
-Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked.
-Usually focus on nothing other than football.
-Loud

Football douches exist throughout every highschool
as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
Football player- YA BRA WHATS UP?!!?!?!!!!

Guy 1- What the fu....

Guy 2 - oh, that's just a Football Douche
by Hugo8844 October 12, 2010
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the teacher's douche

A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.
He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.
by jeeffff August 20, 2007
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